Weird reasons for breakups
Basically, these are all real stories.
PurpurMagBreakups and exes · 1 min
Weird reasons for breakups
Basically, these are all real stories 😵💫👹
What's your favourite weird reason for a breakup?
Drawn by our favourite punk illustrator
"Your cat annoys me"
Who are you rustling that bag at?
"You want to know, but you won't find out"
Top 10 phrases after which I just stopped giving a f*ck
"You're too punk for me"
She didn't dress "the way she should"
So what's the big deal?
He decided he wants fair-haired kids, so he needs a blonde
Couldn't agree on who goes to the toilet first
His mom decided we'd better break up
I won't call back
Dyed her hair the same colour as hers
It suits you better...
Sharp fangs, fuzz above the lip and pimples
Look up the meaning of the word "taste"
